If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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