All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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