I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
