...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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