drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
