Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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