i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
