VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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