nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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