When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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