The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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