I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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