they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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