I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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