Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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