Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
