CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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