Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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