I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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