she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
third nipple confirmed
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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