Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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