ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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