none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She bit a glass in half.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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