My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
