ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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