He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Come share oat with me in your robe
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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