i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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