who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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