he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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