Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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