I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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