pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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