He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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