we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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