please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
