She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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