Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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