i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How does one acquire holy water?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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