I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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