I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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