Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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