Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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