Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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