I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
