I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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