champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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