I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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