These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
