there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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