so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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