so explain again why im purple
no
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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