yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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