Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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