we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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