New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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