My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
