Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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