There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You need Xanax blowdarts
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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