Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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