youre lurking in front of me
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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